Some of you may have received this a bazillion times via email – I know I have. But each time I receive it, I laugh at the levels of irony represented within, so I’m sharing it here for those of you who haven’t seen it, and for posterity.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as:
* Romance 9.5
* Personal Attention 6.5
Then installed undesirable programs, such as:
* NBA 5.0
* NFL 3.0
* Golf Clubs 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate!
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Dear Desperate,
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears 6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should! Then automatically run the applications: Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above applications can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 , or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck!
Signed,
Tech Support
Well thanks for stopping me today. I read about husband program found it is intersecting and though not easy to install but we can better their performance be running their compatible programs. But do you have any version that needs no further updating or installation. 😛 hahaha over all very nice effort.
Have never seen this joke before – funny one. Have already sent the link to this text to my friends, thank you for sharing!
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