Most of my friends know the ridiculous amount of email I receive every day and refrain from sending me jokes. Every once in awhile, they’ll send me one, thinking (rightly so) that even I could use a laugh every now and then. Today, I think they all thought I needed a laugh, because I’ve gotten several jokes in my inbox. So, I’m going to share one here.
DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”
The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”
The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”
The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!”
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”
Thanks, I needed a good laugh today! I got my first flame comment on my blog (which I deleted because it was so outrageous) — but it had me bummed until I saw this.
Good one!
I guess if you’re a blogger sooner or later you will get flamed. Gotta get me a flame-proof suit, LOL.
One thing I know, though. I gotta tell it like I see it. Same as you do, Suzanne.
Thanks for the lift today 🙂
I’ll leave you with another giggle as I really liked that one!
Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
When the Head Nurse became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.
When she went to tell Edna the news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is, Ralph, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.”
Edna replied “He didn’t hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?”
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Hehe I needed a good laugh today too =))Thanks!
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